Fugg Christmas. Too much drama.
People are such assholes. This is why I don’t feel bad when I accidentally curse in church. I figure shyt, if a pope can bless a Crusade then it should be ok with Church folk if a skinny Negro let out a “fugg” or an “oh shyt” from time to time during service.
Great way to go [...]
Charleston, S.C., teen Kieon Sharp, 18, tried taking the direct approach to landing a new job. Instead, it landed him in jail, on suspicion of armed robbery.
Sharp was hoping to find a job with Brinks security. He had already applied for a job with the company but decided he wanted more information about the day-to-day [...]
Just when you thought it was safe to fly again…this bytch goes and ruins it for everyone!
Heffa where in the hell do you think you’re going looking like that chick from the movie Precious in a fresh pair of Nike Air Max?
This chick probably smells like Pink moisturizer, Comet cleanser and last year’s Thanksgiving Dinner… [...]
Once you see this shyt… you can never forget it!
WTF? Can someone please order this chick some Butt Proactive.
Looks like her booty has Small pox or Polio or some shyt on it.
CTFU at those two balled up singles under her nasty bumpy ass.
At least I can play an entertaining game of connect the dots while [...]
(yes I made a 227 reference…lol)
This is either an inmate, proof that Jesus doesn’t love all or a genetically modified wannabe zebra.
What’s your take folks?
Either way…this heffa needs to be camera shy for the rest of her life (I think this linebacker is a dude though, lol).
January 21st, 2012 
Mike Lowrey The head of the NGO “S.O.S Rescate Fauna Marina” Richard Tesore takes a bath with a 15-day-old male baby seal (Arctocephalus australis) in the sea before feeding it near the sea side resort of Piriapolis.
Damn I want one. If I changed from Chlorine to a Salt system, do you think it would survive in my pool?
January 20th, 2012 Mike Lowrey Etta James’ performance of the enduring classic “At Last” was the embodiment of refined soul: Angelic-sounding strings harked the arrival of her passionate yet measured vocals as she sang tenderly about a love finally realized after a long and patient wait.
After a year long battle with cancer Blues singer Etta James has been called home, 5 days before her 74th Birthday.
RIP Etta James
Sunrise – January 25, 1938 (California)
Sunset – January 20, 2012 (California)
January 9th, 2012 Mike Lowrey Fugg Christmas. Too much drama.
People are such assholes. This is why I don’t feel bad when I accidentally curse in church. I figure shyt, if a pope can bless a Crusade then it should be ok with Church folk if a skinny Negro let out a “fugg” or an “oh shyt” from time to time during service.
Great way to go into 2012.
With all the violence going on in the pic I’m guessing Jesus was born somewhere on MLK or Cesar Chavez Blvd. I’m just saying this shyt doesn’t look like it will end well, I say let’s call the folks from the First 48 in now to save time.
December 14th, 2011 Mike Lowrey RIM doesn’t have very long left.
What’s next?
Maybe using your Playbook as a fancy ass serving platter with Paula Deen coming out with some shrimp & shyt on it.
RIM, accept defeat.
You do realize that if you would have taken a real hit on the hardware and dropped the shyt to $199 16gb it would have exploded this xmas. If Kindle Fire numbers are right they shipped over 6 mil. No one would have chosen Fire over Playbook. 6 million more app store users, attracts the eyes of of app developers and advertisers.
December 2nd, 2011 Mike Lowrey For those who don’t know Shaq split from his wife for a chick that was on a show called Flavor of Love, please White Jesus don’t bring that shyt back! Google it, I won’t bring that coonery up here.
But here is a pic of Shaq & his boo.
I have been puzzled why Shaq is with shawty. But I found my answer watching them on Jimmy Kimmel Live.
This chick put a 300 pound gorilla on her back…IN Stilettos!
Actually she gave him a choice with or without heels… he decided with ‘em. Its a man thing!
If you can’t twerk in some heels, stop playing the game. Accept the loss and adopt cats.
Ladies step your game up, lol.
This is some love shyt right here. She may be tiny as hell, but strong like ox. Oh…she got it folks.
Sure they eventually fell. But this relationship here is waaaay stronger than that Whitney/Bobby crackhead love.
Do I hear wedding bells?
December 2nd, 2011 Mike Lowrey 
Um………
Maybe I could say……….
Um…………….Ah got it!
At least her gang sign flashing skills is tight?
I got nuthin else folks.
Precious Heffa needs to get kicked in the gut and forced to look at a mirror.
Bytch the game you speak of is over. #Credits
December 2nd, 2011 Mike Lowrey 
Charleston, S.C., teen Kieon Sharp, 18, tried taking the direct approach to landing a new job. Instead, it landed him in jail, on suspicion of armed robbery.
Sharp was hoping to find a job with Brinks security. He had already applied for a job with the company but decided he wanted more information about the day-to-day details of driving one of the company’s armed trucks. And what better way to gather information than going straight to the source? So he went up to a driver inside one of the company’s vehicles and knocked on the window.
The driver mistakenly thought Sharp was holding a gun and called the police. Charleston Police Sgt. Bobby Eggleton described the situation as “more than just a misunderstanding.” In the aftermath of Sharp’s failed informational interview, police held him behind bars for several hours before releasing him.
“He banged on the window and that scared the driver,” Eggleton said. “You don’t approach those guys very often. They are on high alert because they carry a large amount of cash.”
Of course, when police actually searched Sharp they didn’t find a gun, just copies of the job applications he had filled out that day, including one for a position with Brinks. Eggleton said Sharp was cooperative with police and that they even offered Sharp a job application with the city’s street department after he was released on Thursday.
I don’t have to confirm this shyt but I’m sure Kieon is Black and the driver wasn’t. Sure the driver should have been on high alert of anyone coming up to the vehicle, but all dude did was knock. No gimme dat money, no the rent is too damn high, no turning of a gun to the side for a kill shot, no C-4 taped to the windows and doors tryna blow them shyts open, no rocket launchers…nothing.
I mean Val Kilmerdidn’t even come out banging with an AR-15 like in the movie Heat.
He probably couldn’t get the words job application out his mouth before the driver started screaming like a biyatch.
Caucasian peeps…please stop being scurred of every Negro (even ones in hoodies).
Shyt, who am I to speak. I’m from Brooklyn.
I mean mugg every mufuggin person, even chicks, lol.
November 29th, 2011 Mike Lowrey 
I don’t watch or condone watching this bullshyt but enough is enough. Dudes don’t watch this ignacity, so yes I’m talking to you ladies!
At what point does common sense tell you to stop watching fake ass reality TV? The only person this shyt is real for is ex-hubby Chris Humphries. Slow ass ‘tarded bastard.
Let me set this up. I saw this snippet and had to comment. One arrow is on Kim, the other is on the door that hubby is walking in and the last is on Dexter’s neked ass.
So hubby is coming home and skanky ass Kim Kardashian is having a yoga class with friends in her living room. What is bananas is that this instructor runs his class neked…wtf?
OK so I’m just supposed to believe this shyt like I dont have a brain or common sense huh?
Hubby was clearly disturbed in the snip about coming home and seeing some black dyck swinging all around his living room in front of his wife. But not Kim, she was confused about his anger.
I know that tons of chicks are clueless (don’t deny it, guys with whack game and 7 kids get love easily these days lol) but having dyck in the living room while hubby walks in is beyond reality.
I just feel sorry for her short yellow bus, 2+2=jello ass husband. This chick should feel bad for teasing his mentally challenged ass.
