Imma Bad Boy! ....Mike Lowreys Blog

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Yeah Baaaaaby.
Sure it has trouble doing the basic things that ever other toilet does well, but it sure does look real damn sleek.

$700 for the version with manual flushing and the $1,200 for the Multi Turd, 3G, Wifi, Auto flush version.
I can’t wait for it to come out in Black or the Red Bono version.

As I walked up to the counter to buy a pretzel,
one the the non-US citizen heffas working the counter placed this sign out:

Bytch ass. I didn’t want that damn pretzel anyway.
Fugg Y’all $3 pretzels. I’m going to Starbucks for an even smaller $15 pretzel…so take that.

Folks, I think when you constantly get stuck in your beach chair is the point
when you need to start hitting the gym and stop hitting the donuts!

Maybe this one will be easier to caption:

Fugg Optimus. Call me Megatron from now on.

I’ll be damned if I see Megatron sitting up in 1st Class on a American flight to LA!
Fugg you Autobots!

I can understand this guys frustration 100%…I mean do you really expect Ghost Lab, The Colony and Shark Week to be able to carry this channel’s fall lineup?
Surely we all love Mythbusters, Cash Cab, The Deadliest Catch and Dirty Jobs (…Wait isn’t Mike Rowe in all of those shows except for MythB!!) but those shows can’t be the whole lineup.